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Monday, January 31, 2011

WTF ?

Watch this shit
 
This chick is fucking awesome how do you fall in love with a bridge ....
 I mean the bridge is cool but falling in love never even crossed my mind .....
And this broad is gonna fuck it ...
That piece of the bridge looked rough better lube that shit up
Who the fuck gave her a piece i wanna get a good look at that thinker .....
 How is the bridge just automatically a guy?
I wanna take that piece of the bridge and make a homeless man fuck it for 20 bucks
Tape it show her and make this bitches marriage fall apart
Is gay bridge marriage legal?
This dame is on another level

longer link if ya need more info and it dives a bit deeper into her story

Credit: Alexa Mey

5 easy things you could do to feel better .......

1. Play  ..... 
People just hit a certain age and forget how much fun shit is...
Your bored .... go outside with a fucking ball or chase your cat for an hour 
either way ....
I chased my roommates dog yesterday ....  the fresh air was nice 
Even if its by yourself i feel like no matter how small or big the event is...
Being physically competitive once a week even if its by yourself its something...
 If your sweating and your having fun whats the problem ....
Fuck a gym let your pet off the leash outside and chase the fucker down ....
Or just be homeless and wait for these guys

2. Fix a meal  .......
 I feel amazing every time i fix a meal and especially if the meals cheap and good ......
 Fucking grill out that shits awesome .... 
You get to play with fire asshole just do it 
But get adelman's spicy mango hot dogs
There so good 
But in the winter ...or on a rainy day ... i make ...
White Trash Alfredo
  1.  put ramen noodles in the microwave
  2. get a pan put a lil slice of butter and some minced garlic and olive oil in a pan on high 
  3. simmer until the garlic is whitened and smells really good
  4. add heavy whipping cream just till it has a light coat on the pan 
  5. mix and move around sauce so it doesn't get burned
  6. then sauce will bubble turn temp down to half
  7. add just a taste of white wine 
  8. and salt and pepper to taste
  9. drain noodles then add sauce

^^^^^^^^^^^^
last time i made my own ravioli with cream cheese as the stuffing ....
it was fucking brilliant ...
so good and extremely cheap

3. Do something fun by yourself ..... 
 I feel like everybody should take some time to hang out with themselves .....
Whether its just reading, watching a cool movie, or listening to an entire album through 
album i suggest 
not your thing 

4. Remember Something ..... 
Have a genuine memory about the past ....
 How it made you feel and how it really was ....
Not just the trailer to the real movie the whole memory .....
How you felt what you knew or thought you knew ....
 Your worries and concerns your flaws and your pluses and then think of what you'll say about yourself In the future about your self today then try to improve those things...
This is that i listen to when i think ...

5. Do something you wouldn't normally do for u .... 
Example: what i did once is meditate ....
That shits wild ive never done it before and i felt crazy when i did it but it was kinda refreshing .....
 I would like to think i would do anything i ever wanted to .....
 And some things i didn't want to do
But the truth is i usually dont know what im doing until its done
Fuck it just make a catapult 

Still Need To See If You Havent .........

TRON:LEGACY
This movie was way too cool ive seen it three times and loved it more each time truly one of the most amazing movies ever ........
this shit was intense the storyline and acting is amazing and Daft Punk murdered the soundtrack i immediately went home and downloaded the soundtrack truly amazing ........
 its one of your last chances to see it in 3D and the cool part is most 3d movies i get a headache but this one was only half 3d and the other times they just enhanced the 2d making it sparkly and shit .........
they truly used the 3d the best you possibly can ....
its got the hot lesbian chick from The OC .......
and jeff bridges is such a stoner in it saying "RAD" and shit ........
so burn and go let year ears and eyes have the experience of a lifetime
TRAILER

this is on the soundtrack ..... the grid its amazing 
Trust me go see it while you still can

Good Old Movie Thats Not Boring ?

Vertigo
Starring: James Stewart (Guy from Its A Wonderful Life)
along with Kim Novak( just some bombshell from back in the day)
and Directed By Alfred Hitchcock

This movie is brilliant......
 a crime mystery starring my favorite actor james stewart theres just something about his voice ....
theres something about the acting in these old movies that i find comforting ....
some great twists in this one check out the trailer ....
if u like it watch it on youtube below ....

Big Sean Too Fucking Fake?

If You dont know BIG SEAN by now, where the fuck u been. This video is a track off "Finally Famous 3" tittled "Too Fake". Listen to Sean's flow. Murder

Fucking Cool


Sunday, January 30, 2011

Reasons I Love Chevy Chase ........


Really though on a sunday movie who always comes through in the clutch ...... 
Chevy Fucking Chase the king of staying calm in insane situations ...... 
chevy chase was getting in hilarious situations before this cock lick ben stiller came along ben stiller is a creepy weird man chevy chase is funny as shit eat shit ben stiller fans meet the parents sucked.....
chevy chase has insane swag  ........


but a great family man.......
eat shit if u dont like it watching vegas vacation 
cousin eddie ........
so cool

First Fuckin' Taco Bell?

In 1991, Taco Bell opened the first Taco Bell Express in San Francisco, California. This concept is a reduced-size restaurant with a limited menu (primarily items priced under $1)

You Havent Seen Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job?

holy shit this ones gonna be long ....... 
i have no idea how to try and describe this but ill give it a shot .....
weird road trip to florida w. a close friend of your parents that ended up really awesome...
or like the feeling after you throw up... like your glad you did it ..and now u feel better but you saw some gross shit.......
wow ....well its not like that exactly but guess whos in it ........
Zack Galafianakis
John C. Reilly
And Michael Cera

And ... Fred Willard .....Will Forte ...... Rainn Wilson .... David Cross .... Jeff Goldblum

just watch it 
its awesome heres more

watch it its cool

You Dont Know Frank Turner?

Well thats sad cause hes an amazing singer songwriter out of Meonstoke,Winchester 
He sings honest and passionate music .......
heres the bio

Heres one of my favorites kinda pop but the 2nd video is a bit more intense 

other great songs..Long live the queen..romantic fatigue..Vital Signs....

ENJOY

You aint down with Fucking DEGENERATION X?

You can fucking Suck it, because this picture alone describes my whole child hood. Old WWF = Love

(From Left to Right) Sean Michaels "HBK" , Chyna Doll "GIRL WITH PENIS", Hunter Herst Helmsley "HHH"

Shits Fucking Super Cool

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Real Name?



Carlos Ray
Here Carlos is just lounging ..... so cool

My favorite Carlos Ray moment

Carlos Ray bowled a 301 after constructing one more pin out of his beard hair
just isnt the same like that ...... well anyways id def spark with Mr. Ray who wouldn't SESH

TEAM SESH ANNOUNCEMENT

Misfits SESH COMMENCE: working on a song hitting a vape watching a sick show .......... really cool storyline .........
and if you make it to season 2 you get to see this shit ....

WTF ....... wait ......... thats better

WTF
WAIT
THATS BETTER
Heather Hunter 
Age: 41
She's supposedly not a porn star anymore she's a rapper ...... here is her kicking some bomb ass rythmes with none other than bubba sparxxx .......
WTF ....wait ..... isnt scott storch bankrupt .....
YES he is off coke and expensive cars but who gives a fuck he bought cool shit and did coke sounds like a cool guy to me plus look at his song list you cant argue with numbers.....
PS: COMMAND + or CLICK 

THATS BETTER

Well Back To Curren$y

Murder

Tribute ...........

what can i say about Mitch Hedberg ..... hes the essence of being fucking calm and cool...... i mean has there been someone calmer or cooler ...... no way asshole hes a boss ...... id have to say my favorite joke is the one about the club sandwich ....... this videos the best because it has harland williams in it .......
fucking comedy gold this guy was brilliant ill leave one more that i really like 

R.I.P.

Kinda Old But Cool .......

Wiz talking about making it and yet still looking back and remembering your struggles ..... i remember when this shit came out .... i downloaded it after i heard "say yeah" and instantly became a fan of wiz... hes changed so much now.....even has a line about blunts .....
enjoy roll up and remember the rain


when you got beats and your lyrics are dumb hard nobody gotta let you in you in the game you just Bombard ..........

Stay Calm And .......

.........listen to regina spektor
This russian goes hard ....

I want her a dallas green to have kids to give jada and will something to compete with .....

COOL

how are dolphins not the coolest animal ... they surf ... they fuck for fun ..... one of the only living things that still plays as an adult ...and the way they eat is AWSUM  to check out how they fish........ click me .... if you dont like dolphins i dont even know how to insult you...
and just so you know .......
the dolphins are also a below average football team

Who's that awkwardly hot girl?

Yo Landi Visser 
this girls the tits fucking crazy as shit great voice and she obviously doesn't give a fuck about anyone ......
i really liked die antwoord a while ago but its died down a little but my love for yo landi hasn't .......
shes on another level ........
this ones for Yo Landi for having the balls to look and sound different your fucking cool
my fav vid of her
This is die antwoords typical vid just in case you havent seen or heard


Girls W. Talent?

its true some women have managed to not only look pretty and act cute .....  but now some women have the nerve to have a talent ........ i know there will be skeptics but some of these bitches are doing men shit ... fucking wild check it out ......



wait ..... no ...... they all do porn ......


real name?


Ned Holness

Not to mention the fact that hes honduran and german and not spanish ..... i fuckin hate this guy but id still smoke with him ...... SESH

so NED HOLNESS 

this ones for you

now lets watch joe rogan confront him about stealing jokes


Athlete Of The Year?

Eric Fehr the capitals 3rd line left wing ..... stats this year to date: games played 41 goals 8 assists 9 ..... try and find better numbers ...... what makes mr. fehr better than the rest is the fact that he doesnt go to the bench ...... ever ........ try and find a pic of him on the bench or watch a game after his shift he goes straight to the locker room to be meet by a woman named Victoria ..... she then sucks him off until his next shift .... Eric Fehr doesn't have a lot of goals simply because hes a chill guy and doesn't want a lot of goals .... he has it under contract that in between periods a man named Chin Cho Chung aka. triple Cs massages him for the full duration of the break heres a pic of Chin Cho Chung (which translates to precious, beautiful, and intelligent.

And heres one of the occasions Mr. Fehr decided to score ....Twice.....

Band You Should Know

Iglu & Hartly .....  Guys from the University of Colorado Jarvis Anderson, Sam Martin, and on guitar  Simon Katz started making fucking awsum music .... i went to one of their shows at the roxy last year and the energy was amazing.....  Iglu & Hartly came together after the three relocated to California to get real and stop eating leftovers. Then they got a  drummer Luis Rosiles and  Michael Bucher on bass to form iglu & hartly. fuck it theyll explain
fucking cool guys ... anyways best song off there album enjoy....

You Havent Seen This Movie?

hedwig and the angry inch is about searching for your other half ...its funny ..... its sad .....and touched me a lot morel than i thought it would .... thats all i want to say because i feel like everyone should see this and have there own opinion ....... you have to see it though ... smoke and enjoy .....
another great scene if your still on the fence.......
WATCH IT YOU FUCK

LV Fucking Gasmask?

Created by designer Diddo Velema, Louis V Gas Mask....Richeous bucks.

DJ.D.K

Show to watch?

Freaks and Geeks .... if you havent seen it take the time what else r u watching jersey shore gimme a break stop making rich spoiled kids richer and more spoiled and turn your attention to a judd apatow
 directed cult classic ....... its got james franco, seth rogan, jason seegal from the movie: my gf broke up with me now im going to hawaii to stalk her ........ linda cardellini bitch from grandmas boy kinda hot .... and the freaks are from shit like waiting, adventureland, and other shit ...... the shows about high school in michigan ...... just check it out
Be Cool ................

Wake N Vape

the most important high of the day should be taking seriously i always wake n vape i suggest the same. Now lets start w. something to watch 




roll ..... pack ..... eat ....... whatever you gotta do

Have u fucking seen this on YOUTUBE

If you havent seen this, watch it...i dont know who these guys are but they claim to be "Bubba and Bo".
Lets keep an eye out for these two..somethin's up there sleeves.

DJ.D.K

Important announcement

Truck nutz
Or
Go Home

You Pussies.

DJ.D.K

The Louis Kid






By Graffiti artist 'Beejoir'
Look him up bro

You Dont know this Fucking Hot ass Girl?

Well that fucking sucks, this is Angel Lola Luv. She is well known if you read XXL,King,Or Vibe, but you probably dont even know what those are, fuck you. read a book

DJ.D.K

Friday, January 28, 2011

You Like Fucking Grand Theft Auto 3?

You might fuckin remember this, over at Rockstar Games a man named Craig Gray was a designer, but decided to step away from the computer and head to the mic, he fucking recorded this gem.
Eat Somethin.

You Dont Know Chris Lilley?

This Guys fucking great winning awards in shit ..... big nose yea but thats gonna happen ... hes the dude from summer heights high ..... we can be heros ... no well fuck you you dont know shit ..... about shit .... anyway check him out ....
thats the tip of the iceberg way better shit seriously ..... ok fine this ones hilarious

this guys the shit ........

This Is fucking Old?

Burden Of ADay-Remember
dont turn your eyes if you leave now you wont remember me
i used to go wild to this song but now i just sit and remember my wild going i once did .....
just doesnt effect me the same anymore

La Dispute Samples? ..... i need it

i think i saw you in my sleep ........
what an amazing song 
i need to find some la dispute samples 
NOW

GTA 4 ..... And Curren$y

I love the combo of GTA and Curren$y it just goes together ...

have the time of your life before your time run out

You Dont Know Dallas Green?

well hes fucking awsum ... plays with  these dudes > alexisonfire & his own shit < city & colour ... fucking search him

TEAM SESH ANNOUNCEMENT

If i ever meet the ying yang twins i will address them as mr. ying and mr. yang

TEAM SESH ANNOUNCEMENT

GTA: Sesh may now commence all are accounted for and all shall have equal share of dank and when ur see me pass by in the sky you know who to thank ..... live your dream ..... signed the team

TEAM SESH ANNOUNCEMENT

artist of 2010
andy hull fucking amazing to be smart enough to form a band with kevin devine named bad books .... jesus christ this guy just keeps making my favorite songs hes unreal just a fat bearded man making wonderful music .... wow thats kinda weird i rely on bearded fat people for my comedy and music ... whyd i type that any ways runner up is
     
curren$y mostly for just not selling out
stay.tuned.stay.true.sesh