calm down and .........

Watch Popeye

..........

What a show originated in 1929

Hes in his 40s and

was born in Santa Monica, CA

my favorite scene @ 3:45

and wimpy is the shit

THE REAL BURGER KING
.......................

Sucha Rat

cool cartoon

for more 

click this

Ricky Gervais

first off i think hes funny 

but his standup is so boring

like his movies 

but his standup is so boring 

like his show on hbo 

but his standup is so boring 

This fucking guy .......

holy shit this video is to much

i cant believe this  

this fucking guy 

best arm movement ive ever seen

definitely needed and nesescary(i got it spellcheck)

fucking a reminds me of these guys

Nice ........

5 easy things you could do to feel better .......

1. Play  ..... 

People just hit a certain age and forget how much fun shit is...

Your bored .... go outside with a fucking ball or chase your cat for an hour 

either way ....

I chased my roommates dog yesterday ....  the fresh air was nice 

Even if its by yourself i feel like no matter how small or big the event is...

Being physically competitive once a week even if its by yourself its something...

 If your sweating and your having fun whats the problem ....

Fuck a gym let your pet off the leash outside and chase the fucker down ....

Or just be homeless and wait for these guys

2. Fix a meal  .......

 I feel amazing every time i fix a meal and especially if the meals cheap and good ......

 Fucking grill out that shits awesome .... 

You get to play with fire asshole just do it 

But get adelman's spicy mango hot dogs

There so good 

But in the winter ...or on a rainy day ... i make ...

White Trash Alfredo

1.  put ramen noodles in the microwave
2. get a pan put a lil slice of butter and some minced garlic and olive oil in a pan on high 
3. simmer until the garlic is whitened and smells really good
4. add heavy whipping cream just till it has a light coat on the pan 
5. mix and move around sauce so it doesn't get burned
6. then sauce will bubble turn temp down to half
7. add just a taste of white wine 
8. and salt and pepper to taste
9. drain noodles then add sauce

^^^^^^^^^^^^

last time i made my own ravioli with cream cheese as the stuffing ....

it was fucking brilliant ...

so good and extremely cheap

3. Do something fun by yourself ..... 

 I feel like everybody should take some time to hang out with themselves .....

Whether its just reading, watching a cool movie, or listening to an entire album through 

album i suggest 

Emarosa - Relativity

not your thing 

Curren$y -Pilot Talk 2

4. Remember Something ..... 

Have a genuine memory about the past ....

 How it made you feel and how it really was ....

Not just the trailer to the real movie the whole memory .....

How you felt what you knew or thought you knew ....

 Your worries and concerns your flaws and your pluses and then think of what you'll say about yourself In the future about your self today then try to improve those things...

This is that i listen to when i think ...

5. Do something you wouldn't normally do for u .... 

Example: what i did once is meditate ....

That shits wild ive never done it before and i felt crazy when i did it but it was kinda refreshing .....

 I would like to think i would do anything i ever wanted to .....

 And some things i didn't want to do

But the truth is i usually dont know what im doing until its done

Fuck it just make a catapult 

Reasons I Love Chevy Chase ........

Really though on a sunday movie who always comes through in the clutch ...... 

Chevy Fucking Chase the king of staying calm in insane situations ...... 

chevy chase was getting in hilarious situations before this cock lick ben stiller came along ben stiller is a creepy weird man chevy chase is funny as shit eat shit ben stiller fans meet the parents sucked.....

chevy chase has insane swag  ........

but a great family man.......

eat shit if u dont like it watching vegas vacation 

cousin eddie ........

so cool

You Havent Seen Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job?

holy shit this ones gonna be long ....... 

i have no idea how to try and describe this but ill give it a shot .....

weird road trip to florida w. a close friend of your parents that ended up really awesome...

or like the feeling after you throw up... like your glad you did it ..and now u feel better but you saw some gross shit.......

wow ....well its not like that exactly but guess whos in it ........

Zack Galafianakis

John C. Reilly

And Michael Cera

And ... Fred Willard .....Will Forte ...... Rainn Wilson .... David Cross .... Jeff Goldblum

just watch it 

its awesome heres more

watch it its cool

Real Name?

Carlos Ray

Here Carlos is just lounging ..... so cool

My favorite Carlos Ray moment

Carlos Ray bowled a 301 after constructing one more pin out of his beard hair
just isnt the same like that ...... well anyways id def spark with Mr. Ray who wouldn't SESH

Tribute ...........

what can i say about Mitch Hedberg ..... hes the essence of being fucking calm and cool...... i mean has there been someone calmer or cooler ...... no way asshole hes a boss ...... id have to say my favorite joke is the one about the club sandwich ....... this videos the best because it has harland williams in it .......

fucking comedy gold this guy was brilliant ill leave one more that i really like 

R.I.P.

real name?

Ned Holness

Not to mention the fact that hes honduran and german and not spanish ..... i fuckin hate this guy but id still smoke with him ...... SESH

so NED HOLNESS 

this ones for you

now lets watch joe rogan confront him about stealing jokes

Have u fucking seen this on YOUTUBE

If you havent seen this, watch it...i dont know who these guys are but they claim to be "Bubba and Bo".
Lets keep an eye out for these two..somethin's up there sleeves.

DJ.D.K

Important announcement

Truck nutz

Or

Go Home

You Pussies.

DJ.D.K

You Dont Know Chris Lilley?

This Guys fucking great winning awards in shit ..... big nose yea but thats gonna happen ... hes the dude from summer heights high ..... we can be heros ... no well fuck you you dont know shit ..... about shit .... anyway check him out ....

thats the tip of the iceberg way better shit seriously ..... ok fine this ones hilarious

this guys the shit ........